Late-twenties, any pronouns. I like to be dramatic and write garbage.

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ONGOING

TitleTypeStatusMain PairingsTagsLink
UnboundSeriesHiatus [Jan 15]Naruto/Sasuke Kakashi/Sakura Hinata/KibaAlternative EpilogueAO3 FFN WPD
MonsoonMulti ChapHiatus [Nov 27]Itama/Izuna/Madara/TobiramaFem!Izuna Fem!Itama Arranged MarriageAO3 FFN WPD
Of Fire and Blood in Soul and FleshMulti ChapOngoingAemond/LucerysFem!Lucerys Arranged MarriageAO3 FFN WPD
I Look To You to See the TruthMulti ChapHiatus [Mar 15]Hinata/NejiAlternative EpilogueAO3 FFN WPD

COMPLETE

TitleTypeMain PairingsTagsLink
Now and ForeverStand AloneAemond/LucerysCanon Divergence PWPAO3 FFN WPD
Send You SpinningStand AloneKakashi/SakuraAlternative CanonAO3 FFN
Mosaic EyesSeries InstallmentIzuna/TobiramaFem!Izuna Arranged MarriageAO3 FFN WPD
Days When the Rain and the Sun Are GoneStand AloneItachi/SasukeModern AUAO3 FFN WPD
Kinktober 2021CollectionMultiEvent CollectionAO3 FFN WPD

UPCOMING

Main PairingsTypeEventTagsWhen
Hashirama/MitoStand AloneNaruto CalendarCanon Compliant20/12/22
Hashirama/MadaraStand AloneHashiMada Exchange?24/12/22
Hashirama/MadaraStand AloneHashiMada Exchange?24/12/22
Hashirama/MadaraStand AloneHashiMada Exchange?24/12/22
?Stand AloneRare Pair Exchange?31/12/22

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ONGOING

EVENT NAMETYPEROLEWHEN
Creation ZineZineAuthor01/02/22
30/11/22
My One My Only ZineZineAuthor01/03/22
30/11/22
Naruto CalendarCalendarAuthor01/08/22
20/12/22
HashiMada Gift ExchangeGift ExchangeAuthor01/08/22
24/12/22
Naruto Boruto Events CalendarResourceAdminAlways
Ongoing
Naruto Boruto Big Bang
Naruto Boruto Reverse Bang
Big Bang
Reverse Bang
AdminAlways
Ongoing
Izuna WeekTheme WeekAdmin06/02/23
12/02/23
Naruto New Year's Rare Pair Gift ExchangeGift ExchangeAdmin01/08/22
22/01/23
Naruto KinktoberPrompt MemeAdmin01/10/22
31/10/22
Naruto CookbookZineAdmin01/10/22
15/01/24

PAST

EVENT NAMETYPEROLE
Kinktober 2021Prompt MemeAuthor

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